Coach: When your testicles fell off, did you form lady parts, or is it kind of like a Gonzo nose down there?
Nick: It's really interesting.
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: You see, the thing is, my testicles haven't fallen off...
Coach: Right.
Nick: it's just the morning. And my testicles do this really unique thing of burrowing when it's cold out. You're burning me.