Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
[As Jess and Schmidt see Cece and Coach kissing:] Jess: Schmidt, don't pretend you're fine. I know you're not. Schmidt: I'm not fine. But I will be. Uh... Let's just wait it out. [later:] Jess: God, it's been a half an hour. Come up for air, you weirdoes. Mm, mm, mm. I'm getting kind of revved up. Nick has some work to do. Schmidt: [groans] Oh, God. Give me a chocolate.