Schmidt: Hi, there. I'm ruining a date, and I don't want to show up empty-handed. I will take three of the, ooh, the dulce de leches. Um... How about some caramels? Do you have anything that says "I'm sorry for cheating on you. Please don't sleep with my friend"? [off her look] Of course you don't. Wonderful. Ooh, look at that. Samples. [eats]