Bertie: What do you think he's gonna look like when we get him back? Found him under the steps eating a dead raccoon's eyeball. Your cat's a psycho.
Winston: Oh, did my baby have a tasty treat? Ferguson, I missed you so much, little buddy.
Nick: They're very connected, those two.
Bertie: I can relate. Got a beast of my own. Hodgkiss, wake up. We got company.
Nick: Aw. Is that a squirrel?
Bertie: Squirrel? It's a hamster.
Winston: Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. Okay, you've been outside, man.
Nick: Trying to just figure out the smell, I guess.