Jess: Who is he?
Winston: Michael Keaton.
Nick: You stupid!
Jess: Michael Keaton, the actor? The Batman?
Winston: Nick, are you gonna tell her, or should I?
Nick: I'm not telling her.
Winston: Fine. I'll do it.
Nick: You will?
Winston: When Schmidt was seven years old...
Nick: [scoffs] You're a terrible storyteller. I'll just do it myself, I guess.