Jess: Hey. I just wanted to talk to you, um... About my party tonight.
Schmidt: You don't want me to come to the party?
Jess: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Schmidt: Jess, do you not want me to come to your party?
Jess: No. No.
Schmidt: Doesn't matter.
Jess: I wouldn't go if I weren't throwing it, you know? It's, like, more of a business-networking.
Schmidt: It's not a big deal at all. I just won't come. I'll stay at home, and I'll just hang out in my costume. Oh, wait a minute. Your home is my home. [eats pumpkin] See you at the party.