Nick: What is this?!
Jess: Yarn.
Nick: What are you knitting, a mansion?! Oh, look at this. What do we have here? A bunch of beat-up old sacks.
Jess: My vintage purses.
Nick: Well, you know what? They could be sexier.
Jess: You want my purses to be sexier?
Nick: Would it kill you to get something sleek, covered in gems for once?
Jess: You want my purses to be covered in gemstones?
Nick: All guys do! That's what we think is sexy! We want to be playing a saxophone in an alley and have you walk by in a miniskirt with a purse with gems. But you girls don't listen!