Jess: Oh, my birth control pills.
Nick: You don't want to do this, my man.
Schmidt: Yes, I do want to do this. It's the only way to get this place back to the way that it was.
Jess: Put them down. Give them to me.
Nick: Give them to Jess. Come on, buddy, it's not worth it.
Schmidt: No fear! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Jess: Oh, my God.
Nick: Why didn't you just throw them in the sink, you idiot.
Jess: You better pray that was a placebo week.
Kylie: Is he eating birth control pills?
Schmidt: Friday! Full wheel, bitches! I win.