Schmidt: No kissing in the living room! No. No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease.
Jess: Get out of here, Schmidt!
Schmidt: Break up! Just break up already, pl- Oh, forget it. I'm just I'm-I'm-
Jess: Hey, no, no. What are you doing?
Nick: Oh, my God, he just hit my sack.
Schmidt: Body block! I'm pure core. I've been training for this. Yeah, human dental dam.