Quote from Nick in The Captain
Jess: I just want to know what I did wrong. How does the Captain normally go? Nick: The what? Jess: The Captain. What we just did. Nick: I've never done that in my life. We did that because you wanted to, Jess. Jess: What?! Why would I want to do that? That's degrading to not only women but all of mankind, Nick. Nick: I know. Jess: I only did that 'cause Schmidt told me it was your favorite thing- Nick: Did you say, 'cause Schmidt said? No, no, no, no. Did you just- Did you talk to tight pants and eyebrows?