Schmidt: This is my home, too. I shouldn't have to be faced with their stupid, happy relationship everywhere I look. This is going to stop, Winston, and I'm gonna stop it.
Winston: Well, my advice to you is to stay in your foxhole, keep your head down and invest in one of these babies. Watch your butt, Furguson. This is my survival kit. Check this out, man. Blindfold. Get this bell wrapped around my neck so he can hear when I'm coming.
Schmidt: Every couple has a weakness. Kate and Will, I could break them up with one e-mail. Oh, look at that, look at the royal baby now, living with slutty Aunt Pippa.