Quote from Winston in Nerd
Winston: Nick, I need your help, okay? Now, I am no plumber, but I'm 99% sure that there was a guy in her bathroom. Nick: So, she agreed to be exclusive with you while the guy she is obviously sleeping with was washing his size 15 ding-dong in the shower. And now you're taking care of her cat. Winston: Those are the bullet points, yes. Nick: You know what you got to do to get yourself out of this situation. Break up with Daisy! Winston: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're making some very good points. You know, break up with Daisy. That's an option. I was thinking, like, I'll kill her cat. Nick: Winston. Winston: Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna kill her cat first. Nick: Hey. Winston: [to the cat] I'm gonna kill you.