Quote from Winston in All In
Schmidt: What about his shoes? Any interest in his shoes? Winston: Hell no. There's no way you're getting these damn shoes, okay? These are my favorite brown shoes. And besides, this is all your fault, Schmidt. Jess: Nick's body's being traded like cigarettes right now! Schmidt: Winston, those shoes are not brown they're green. Winston: What the hell you talking about, man? Jess: Those shoes are green. Winston: You guys are idiots, all right? They're as brown as money. Jess: What color is Kermit the Frog? Winston: Brown. It's a brown frog. Schmidt: Winston, you're color-blind, dude. Winston: What? I am not color- I am not color-blind.