Quote from Nick in All In
Jess: It's Schmidt. He wants to know where you are. Nick: He texted you to ask where I am? That's ugh. He just texted I'm a bad friend. You know what that is? Jess: Either male genitalia, or a really big thumbs down. Nick: Why would he send me male genitalia? Jess: Why can't he talk to Winston? Nick: Well, without me, they get so weird and they fight all the time. Jess: This is what I'm talk- How many times a day does Schmidt text you? Nick: I don't know, I'll just say 40.