Jess: What did you do? What did you do? What did you do?
Schmidt: I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this, okay? It's just, when Nick got involved, it became too big.
Jess: What? What do you mean, "when Nick got involved"? He wasn't always involved?
Schmidt: No. He said no. He said, "Jess means too much to me," or some crapola like that. What are you doing?
Jess: Calling Nick.
Schmidt: Jess, he's in the ducts! The ducts!
Jess: [to a passerby] Beautiful ceremony.
Schmidt: Happy day. [to Jess] The ducts!
Jess: I know where he is, Schmidt.