Winston: So, you mean to tell me you didn't lose your virginity at prom?
Jess: Technically, no.
Schmidt: Technically?
Winston: Damn it, Jess.
Schmidt: Technically, why did we listen to that whole story, then?
Nick: Technically, this guy's the worst. [chuckles]
Schmidt: There was no sex.
Nick: Playing guitar for girls. Girls don't like that. That's a fact.
Schmidt: It's okay, man.
Nick: What's okay?