Jess: Wait, what? You lost your virginity to prostitutes?
Winston: No, they were businesswomen. Who could dance sexy.
Nick: Winston, 100% they were prostitutes.
Winston: Dude, no.
[flashback:]
Younger Winston: Ladies, ladies, ladies. We work in the finance markets.
Mysteria: I'm Mysteria. This is Octopussy.
Younger Nick: Your name's Octopussy?
Octopussy: Absolutely.
Younger Nick: Thank you, guys, for coming. We're very wealthy.
[present:]
Jess: Winston, listen to their names. They sound like pros.
Winston: She was a nurse. Dude, her nurse hat was in her purse.
Nick: Would you listen to yourself?!