Quote from Nick in Virgins
[flashback:] Walt Miller: Hey. I didn't bring you two dummies all the way to New York so you can park your cans on the couch, watch TV and flick each other's Bics. Younger Nick: Hey, Dad, last night, somebody broke in and ordered a pornographic movie, so there's a mistake on the bill. [both chuckling] Walt Miller: Yeah, okay, you can tell that to the Marines.