Cece: Oh, my God. "Shivrang's Shiv"? You got your idiot roommates to kidnap my fiancé to take a picture of his penis?
Jess: Well, you were freaking out!
Cece: Well, see...
Nadia: Three more weeks of winter.
Cece: Oh, my God.
Akita: What are you doing?
Jess: Get out! Sorry. I'm so sorry. I immediately regret that.
Akita: Show me!
Jess: Okay.
Akita: [laughs] You are scared because you haven't seen your future husband's manhood? Where I come from, women cry about this for days. [giggles]