Nick: I have a lot of thoughts on this, but first, Schmidt, I have a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them, burn them all.
Nick: No, no, no, no, no, I have a date tonight, and, you know, there's a lot of women who sleep with you, and I can't figure out why, so maybe it's about clothes, and maybe...
Schmidt: Are you asking me if I'll help you pick out clothing so you can seduce a woman?
Nick: I was.
Schmidt: I don't know. It's only all I've been wanting for the past ten years, Nick.