Quote from Jess in Quick Hardening Caulk
Jess: Hey, guys. What happened to your eye? Nick: You smashed me in the face, remember? Right here. Jess: That's funny. Seriously, what happened? Schmidt: Is your jaw okay? Jess: I bit my face. Oh, you know what? I can't even feel it. The doctor's got me so goofy on these painkillers, it's like it never happened. Nick: [whispers] It's like it never happened. Jess: But I sure got a chin shiner.