Schmidt: Why on earth would you buy a...? You know what? Forget about it, I'm proud of you.
Nick: Thank you, man.
Schmidt: I gave you a chore and you came through. Yeah, now, look, now we have two.
Nick: What do you mean we have two ... two of what?
Schmidt: Two bathrooms. Yours and El Baño Presidente.
Nick: That's a porta potty?
Schmidt: Yeah, luxury toilet.
Nick: I thought that was the visitor's center.