Quote from Nick in Parking Spot
Schmidt: Let me tell you something, Nicholas Miller. You know, had Winston kissed me, you're the first person I would have told! Nick: I know you would have told me if Winston kissed you. Schmidt: But I guess your loyalty lies elsewhere. Nick: I can't handle this! Fine. Schmidt, congratulations. The spot is yours. Schmidt: Okay. Really. Nick: It's him. Jess: What?! Nick Miller, you weakling. Nick: I can't have people thinking my decision wasn't above board. This city can't have another scandal!