Quote from Schmidt in Table 34
Schmidt: Excuse me. Excuse me! Hold up! You know, when I came here today, I thought India was a pretty cool country. You guys are obviously smart. You l-looked at the roof of a bus and you said, "That's not just a roof, that's more seating." Kal Penn, he's a genius. Thank you for him. But what I didn't know is that you're a country full of blind idiots.
Cece: Oh, God.
Schmidt: Because in your midst walks a brown angel. That woman. Right there. I may be an idiot, but I'm smart enough to know what I lost. You people could've had it all. And you shoved her over there at a table with Nick. Get your crap together, India. Schmidt out!