Cece: What the hell are you guys doing here? You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you. [to the receptionist] Hello. I'd like to check in with my two friends here. Look, we are not Indian, but you cannot turn us away, because I read the website vigorously, kumari.
Cece: Oh, God.
Schmidt: That means "miss." My friend right there? Yeah, he's a vakeel. That means "lawyer."
Nick: I dropped out of ka-heel school.
Schmidt: It's vakeel, man.