Schmidt: Cece is going to an Indian marriage convention today to find herself a brown husband. Now, little does she know that I have signed up for the same convention. Gentlemen, there is nothing that says white men need not apply.
Winston: You look like the fortune teller in Big.
Nick: Wait a second, is it in the loft?
Schmidt: Yes, Nick. The West Coast's premiere Indian singles event, where 300 eligible Rajput Indians get together to see if they should get arranged-married to each other, is in our loft.