Quote from Schmidt in Pepperwood
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room. Cece: Oh, like your barnacle toenails? Winston: Uh... sh... Schmidt: You guys talk about my toenails? Winston: Never... talk about your toenails, Sch... Schmidt. Schmidt: I know my toenails are a little rugged. Woodsy. Winston: I mean, I have never wondered if you could shimmy up a palm tree. Schmidt: But it's because I have a keratin surplus, I mean... They're not that bad, look at these things. Winston: Aah! Schmidt! Cece: Ew! Winston: It looks like an open Swiss Army knife. Schmidt: Most of them are hard, but one of them is really, really soft.