Nick: Guys, listen to this. "By day, I'm a plumber. By night, I'm a stalker."
Jess: You read it.
Nick: "I sit in the bushes wearing a gimp costume, stalking my prey."
Jess: He's the first person I got to use first person narrative. [sings] I'm an amazing teacher.
Schmidt: Very engaging, keep going.
Winston: I'm hooked.
Nick: Okay, "My prey is a deer. Her eyes are big, too big. Before she can blink those big eyes, I'm stabbing her. I stab and stab. I love stabbing."
Schmidt: Sounds like he likes stabbing.
Nick: "After all the stabbing..."
Jess: It's repetitive, but...
Nick: "...I wash my hands in her dark red blood"?!
Jess: Listen to that detail.