Nick: Okay, there are people in life who you want to be unpredictable. Your pothead neighbor, or Vice President Joe Biden. And then there are people who you don't want to be unpredictable, like your dentist, or, I don't know, your father.
Winston: Look, Nick, my dad left when I was three. Every single day, rain or shine, he just never came back. I wish he'd been a little bit more unpredictable; that's all I'm saying.