Quote from Nick in A Father's Love
Walt Miller: And so Nickels comes into my room screaming, "Daddy, Daddy." So I go, "What's wrong?" He says, "Daddy, I have a tick at the end of my tinkle." Nick: Oh, my God! This is not a story for everyone. Walt Miller: And sure enough, there is a tick at the end of his little penis. Nick: Not a story for this moment. Walt Miller: That's how he got the nickname "Little penis." Nick: Oh, stop calling me that.