Schmidt: Slade and Sienna are having a house thing. Oshiro-San is serving whale meat after midnight.
Winston: Huh? What y'all talking about?
Nick: Shut up.
Jess: Sadie is having a cookie-decorating party.
Schmidt: The gorilla twins are having a thump-thump.
Jess: Let's try to hit all the parties we can. Otherwise, I'm just gonna stay home and try not to call Sam.
Winston: What'd you say?
Jess: I'm gonna die alone. And merry Christmas.