Quote from Winston in Santa
Winston: Well, whether or not Santa's real, it's just nice to have something to believe in. Jess: Did you just say "Whether or not Santa's real"? Nick: You don't believe in Santa Claus, do you? Winston: No. Do I wish Santa was real? I mean, yeah. Nick: Santa's not real, Winston. Winston: Shut up, stupid! You're a dummy! So... and... I don't even c... Like, you're the... Okay, aw, here we go. You know what, look who's talking. You're the same guy who only eats mayonnaise on game days.