Schmidt: All right. Okay, how was that?
Emma: Eh.
Schmidt: Why, though, with the "eh"? Unbelie ... but I played out your most secret fantasy: French maid handyman does...
Emma: Studio 54...
Schmidt: Studio 54 busboy.
Emma: I know, it's disappointing.
Schmidt: I thought I killed it.
Emma: And I picked you at work because I heard you were amazing in bed.
Schmidt: I ... no, no, no, I am, okay, I know that I am. I have it on good authority from my model ex-girlfriend and an actual lesbian gynecologist that I know exactly what I'm doing, so it's got to be you.