Jess: To be clear, I haven't asked any of you to impregnate me. I think it's important that that's been said.
Nick: Good, 'cause it's definitely not me.
Jess: Good, 'cause it's definitely not you.
Nick: I would love that little baby with all my heart. Even if I did show it by picking him up from school in my underwear and... hitting on the crossing guard.