Jess: To my dear friends, Melissa and Sadie.
Melissa: Aw.
Jess: Five years together. That is awesome.
Nick: Hear, hear.
Jess: What is your secret?
Sadie: I don't really think there is a secret. I think it's just about... love, understanding, and... two sets of boobs.
Melissa: I love boobs. I love 'em. I love...
Sadie: Okay.
Melissa: ...everything about 'em.
Nick: Yeah, I do, too.
Melissa: All different kinds. [blubbering]
Nick: [blubbering] Yeah, that's my thing too.
Melissa: I love them.