Jess: Hey, Dad, you want to help us?
Bob Day: I have to stay away from salmonella.
Joan Day: You don't have to lick it, Bob.
Bob Day: No, no, no, my doctor says...
Joan Day: It was a joke, it was just a joke.
Bob Day: I have a sense of humor. If that was a joke, here is a pencil. Draw me a map to the joke.