Schmidt: I met someone at work.
[flashback:]
Emma: Emma Sharpe. Divisional VP of all North America.
Schmidt: Wh-What are you doing in the break room?
Emma: This break room is in North America, isn't it? Sure. That means I'm the Vice President of it. [grabs Schmidt's face and bites his ear] I am the Vice President of everything in North America.
[present:]
Robby: That sounds like... sexual harassment.
Schmidt: Robby, there's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
Cece: I thought you hated your co-workers. You said they were a bunch of...
Schmidt: Pant-suited corporate She-Hulks? Yeah, I know what I said. Emma is the craziest woman to ever hit on me.