Schmidt: Jess, we can't keep covering for you.
Jess: Yes. I understand. It's just that, um... recently I went through a, uh, life change where I was fired. Maybe I can borrow the money from my good friend... Winston?
Winston: You know, I really wish I could, Jess, but, uh... I'm a single man now, so basically I have to be able to trick women into thinking that I can buy them stuff.