Quote from Nick in Neighbors
Schmidt: Jess, you've got to help me help them forget how old I am. Jess: You're not old. Schmidt: Then how do you explain this? [struggles to get up] Nick: Use your legs, buddy. Schmidt: Let me show you something. Nick: Gonna hurt your back. Schmidt: Look at this... I'm freaking shrinking! Nick: [whispers to Jess] I took a photo of the wall, shrunk it down, made a copy at an architect's office. From there, it was just your basic spackle-and-silkscreen job. Jess: I don't care, but... yay. Nick: It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.