Quote from Nick in Neighbors
Schmidt: Ooh, ay-ay-ay. I am cons-to-the-pizzo. Nick: Hmm? Schmidt: Constipated. I'm constipated. Nick: Surprising. Here, sit down, relax, watch some TV. Schmidt: What's the chair doing over here? Nick: Just moved it. Schmidt: Oh... gosh. Nick: Turn it down, man! Turn it down! Turn it... Schmidt: What? Nick: It's too loud! Schmidt, you're blasting the TV, you maniac! Schmidt: You can hear that? Nick: It's blasting, Schmidt! Jess is trying to sleep!