Quote from Winston in Neighbors
Winston: Is this accurate? Schmidt: No, no, no, Winston, I spend $49.95 a month on a subscription to an inaccurate real-time actuarial service. Winston: Then I think I may have died four years ago. Nick: Oh, yeah? That sucks. Winston: "African-American male, life expectancy: 67 years"? Nick: Sounds about right. Winston: "Minus one year if you frequently question your career choice." Check. "Minus one year if your chosen field offers few opportunities for advancement." Check and double check.