Cece: You're gonna get caught.
Schmidt: Impossible. I've been studying Romney trivia all day long. Memorizing Dad's gestures so I can mimic him.
Cece: You're calling Mitt Romney "Dad" now? That's where we're at?
Schmidt: Mm-hmm.
Cece: Schmidt, we get it. He's the dad you never had.
Schmidt: Okay, all-knowing Indian god Ganesha, this is about sex. You know they have Romney Olympics every summer at the lake house? I bet that's a hoot. I'm sure it's like the real Olympics, only the white people win the sprints.