Jess: [as Mae West] Hiya, big boy. What's your poison?
Nick: Oh...
Jess: What?
Nick: Yeah, interesting choices. It's a great hat. Can I have it? [throws the hat] Let's get rid of that.
Jess: I've decided that tonight my name is Ivy, and I'm studying to be an actress, and I'll sleep with you if you give me a part in a Paramount picture.
Nick: Do you have another outfit in your car, or are you going to stick with this one?
Jess: Hey, young man, why weren't you drafted? You like someone?
Nick: Good stuff.