Schmidt: Wait, Jess, please, I-I'm begging you.
Jess: Okay, fine.
Schmidt: Just get it, just get it in there in the back.
Jess: Stop moving like that.
Schmidt: There you go. Oh, thank God.
Nick: What am I watching here?
Jess: What do you mean?
Schmidt: This is friendship. Pure unadulterated friendship. [groans] Oh, yeah.