Winston: Can we save this talk until after we're done interviewing Neil here to take Nick's room?
Neil: Hey, don't worry about me. I could talk about my dingus all night long.
Winston: Neil, tell us about yourself. You know, uh, anything we should know, aside from the fact that you responded to our Craigslist ad with a fax?
Neil: Well, um, yeah, my name is Neil. Um, just coming out of a pretty hairy divorce. I am in human resources. Well, I used to be. I had the unique, uh, experience of having to let myself go. I did not take it well.