Nick: Okay, great. Um, as you guys know, I'm moving in with Caroline, and I'm glad we can talk about this like adults.
Schmidt: Caroline is, uh, quite the baker. [throws cookie]
Nick: Anything else, anyone?
Jess: You're making a huge, life-ruining mistake by moving in with a woman who turned you into an agoraphobic, turtle-faced, borderline alcoholic.