Schmidt: Wow, so you guys are like real live Yodas, huh? Can I ask you a question?
Burt: Yeah.
Nana: Shoot, cowboy.
Schmidt: How do you build a relationship?
Burt: How 'bout Viagra? I use it just to keep from falling out of bed.
Schmidt: How does a guy like me have a chance at making someone like Cece happy?
Nana: You don't. Not with all those moles on your face.
Schmidt: I should just give up, huh?
Nana: That's crazy! She needs you! You are exactly what she needs.