Jess: Oh, my God! He has a girlfriend! He cheated on his girlfriend with me. I'm a cheater.
Schmidt: P. Genz played you?
Jess: I saw her. She looks like an Asian me.
Schmidt: Asian Jess. Wo ... Ow.
Jess: I can't even backslide right. I've been her. I've been Asian me before.
Schmidt: Are you gonna keep calling her "Asian me," because it's becoming a problem for me.