Jess: Everything's fine. I know it's gonna be tense at first, 'cause Ouli's no Russell's favorite person, but I grew up with divorced parents, and I'm really good at navigating these situations.
[flashback:]
Man: What did I do?
Woman: Nothing!
Young Jess: [sings] Mommy's all right Daddy's all right They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender...
[present:]
Schmidt: Don't tap-dance at dinner.
Jess: Do you really think I would tap-dance at dinner?
Nick: Yes. I'm hiding your tap shoes, Jess.