Nick: Thank you guys for joining me on this momentous day. As you guys know, it's been kind of a rough year for me. I got dumped by Caroline, then Julia. I opened myself up to love, I was hurt badly, and I closed myself up again. The downstairs neighbor put a password on their Wi-Fi...
Cece: Off topic.
Jess: Off-putting.
Nick: Okay. I agree. So I've decided... to give up on women, and put all that energy into... tomatoes!
Winston: You know what? It was on us for thinking this wasn't gonna be stupid.
Schmidt: Thank God! I thought he was trying to sell us something.
Nick: Guys, I have a whole speech!